Kentucky — Train Station in Kentucky

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• Owen

  Added 2015.03.14

  I came all the way from Timbuktu via Kalamazoo to go to Colonel Sanders chookery because I heard he had new flash chooks that he had fed on corn. Apparently when you leave them out in the sun long enough, they went POP. I spose that's how they invented popcorn chicken. Anyway, the train conductor told me that he wasn't there and that he had shot through. Over to old McDonald's farm (I think he said he's name was Ronald. Or something like that). The conductor said he lives up EIEIO road and that he had been having a bit of trouble with poachers as of late. His piggery had been burgled several times and some rotten devil that was apparently, according to old McDonald, always dressed in a black suit, had burgled all his ham. I spose he was a bit of a ham burglar. The conductor said that if I hurried I would be able to join them for lunch. He said old Ronald was a bit of a clown but he cooked up a champion feed. His usual lunchtime feed consisted of two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun. I thought to myself, "stuff this. I'm gunna run there instead. I just hope the Colonel has got some of that flash new chook with him as well. He'd have buckets and buckets of the stuff".